Last night I was in a very annoying mood when it came time to go to bed. Not annoyed, but annoying.
As The Hubby was trying to go to sleep, I kept messing with him. Normally this results in a full-fledged wrestling match/pillow fight/ass kicking. This time it wasn’t working, though. He was ignoring me. So I pulled out the only thing I could think of: the belly button.
The Huby hates it when I mess with his belly button. Normally I wouldn’t even put my finger anywhere near there, but the fact that he hates it makes me go for it like a moth to a flame. So as my last resort, I reached over and plunged my finger into his belly button. And it felt gritty. Needless to say, my plan backfired and I got grossed out before he could yell at me to stop. Why was it gritty? He had just taken a shower.
I commented on it to him, but he ignored me still. Sick of him not paying attention to me when I clearly needed something to occupy me, I went into this long story of how he probably had a tick in his belly button and it was probably one of the ones that carry Lyme Disease, and it’s probably going to kill him. He just laughed at me and told me to “go find somewhere else to annoy”. But I got him curious. He felt around his belly button and agreed that it felt strange, so I turned the light on to inspect. Guess what? He had a tick in there! I was completely joking when I was spinning my tale!
After we removed it and cleaned the area up, he settled back in and was just drifting off to sleep when I had to get my last word in: “You know I just totally saved your life.”